Total Medals Earned: 299 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (55/495 points)
Medals Earned: 66/100 (330/500 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (440/500 points)
Medals Earned: 11/30 (60/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (40/320 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Beat the 2nd Boss
Buy all moves
Kill a Berserker
Buy everything in Upgrades and Black Market (except Arena)
Beat the Final Boss
Kill 10000 enemies
Complete 100% of the game (Total Progress)
Earn both Score & Distance platinum trophies (Survival)
Beat the final stage of the Arena
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Check out Newgrounds!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
You meanie.
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Love in a dream?
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Nora the weed killer.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
Food coma in a dream?
...Ew.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Buy everything
Get your first Arcane Spell
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Stun 500 enemies
Slay a thousand
Get all Arcane Spells
Freeze 500 enemies
Bag o' bones
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
